Season 2 Episode 9

Show Description

Steve gets his arse pinched by a woman and Karl gets called a dickhead by a tramp. Ricky reveals who he’ll be fighting in his upcoming boxing match and invites listeners to come up with boxing names for him.

Karl talks about his time in the “Crusaders” and having to avoid a particularly enthusiastic servant of God on Sundays. He also gets annoyed about a mum who’s still breast feeding her 8 year old son and reveals which snack you never see an old man eat.

Karl explains the derivation of the word bonfire and Steve’s mum gets called a twat by his dad. Don’t go up a mountain with Brian Blessed.

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Ricky has recently been to Manchester and gives his views on the city. Karl wants to turn one of London’s most famous landmarks into a huge DIY store. He also brings in a photo of himself as a youngster.

Karl tells a legendary “Educating Ricky” involving a midget, a trampoline and a hippopotamus. There’s also more chat about headless animals, this time a chicken called Mike.

Ricky gets mistaken for Chris Moyles much to Steve’s amusement and gets annoyed with this week's Rockbusters clues, Karl gives a ridiculous explanation for the phrase “White Elephant”.

Selected Comments

"I don't wanna sound arrogant..I don't wanna sound pushy, but umm..." <--LOL, I love how smug he sounds even when saying that.

Merchant is absolutely giddy at the arse-pinching. I love it!

Yes! The first appearance of the old man eating a Twix! "Things you never see"

the twix line is probz my fav line from the k-man

"The Book Of Vague Sayings & Stuff" lol brill :]

"Bit of meat...nice warm meat" Karl says such strange things sometimes.

oh climbing Everest and shitting himself is comendable!!!

"last one to the moon is a bender" merchaaaaaant!