Season 2 Episode 17

Show Description

Karl talks about the time he read the telephone directory whilst bored in an Edinburgh hotel and explains how the microwave was invented. He also tells a story about a monkey…..

Steve probes Karl about a letter from the Dear Deidre section of The Sun about a woman having lots of sex with her husband thanks to Darius from Pop Idol. Karl reveals that he wouldn’t be bothered if he became impotent.

Karl tells an anecdote about the time the doctor said he was going to die due to eating too many jam doughnuts and an old woman’s tumour turns out to be a pork chop.

 

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Karl is solving knob related problems posed to him by Ricky and tells a story about a woman who had her head chopped off and put back on again. He also has advice in case another war kicks off.

Steve never learns as once again he reckons he’s in with a chance of winning the top 50 most eligible bachelor’s poll. Karl reveals his clever ploy to avoid getting into trouble as a kid and talks about his brother’s womanising exploits.

Ricky does some awful “Only Fools and Horses” impressions and names Karl’s new feature “Chimpanzee That”. Karl is worried that the world is getting too heavy as we’re building too much stuff.

Selected Comments

Ricky: Play a record.... Stop the record! that's how you know Ricky's mad

I love how you can still hear the voices arguing while the records starts to play

aww they were well mean to him though towards the end! poor little karl, he tries so hard... not his fault he only scored 82 in an iq test ;o)

He could hardly stagger to the free cakes. --Smerch

oh my god im dying listening to this, funniest thing ever.

"Why, when it was invented, has it got that facility?" --kp. I just like this for some reason.

"I don't know what you read and take on" to witch the master-reply is "mad world though innit?"