Season 2 Episode 42

Show Description

It’s the last show of the season and Karl doesn’t want to come back. Karl went to Ricky’s place the previous night and had to endure watching him dance around in his underwear plus being wrestled to the ground.

“Knob News” this week includes the smallest ever penis and Karl pleasuring a Roman Emperor. Steve is annoyed by the homeless and Karl brings back Rockbusters for the last show.

Karl tries to get his head round Einstein’s theory of relativity and reveals his Peeping Tom night time activities. There’s two bits of “Monkey News” this week, monkeys washing potatoes in the sea and a monkey football team.

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Karl has decided to come back after the management at XFM gave him Mondays off much to Ricky and Steve’s annoyance. The listener’s opinions about Ricky’s laugh are divided, Steve gives us a little taster of Ricky’s laugh by showing him a picture of every boy’s fantasy.

Steve is annoyed about the recent postal strike and wonders what strikes would have the least impact on society. He also talks about his embarrassment at having to deal with toilet attendants.

Karl is unhappy about his girlfriend’s haircut and is asked what would make him happy. Ricky breaks the terrible news that Shed Seven have broken up and Karl talks about a man having a penis grown on his arm.

Selected Comments

i aint the biggest of blokes but 3 quarters of an inch erect is absolute devastation . imagine how small it must of been as a child it wouldnt be visible with the human eye

"lets have a reccord, then some absolute shite from karl pilkington" lol sums up this show

they call me the guv'nor . i am the guv'nor. but what does that mean. thats the opening gambit of the guv'nor book its for dumb lads who dont really read

Steve's reaction to Karl's "peeping" confession is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

this is one of my favourite karl anecdotes. they told it again in the paid podcasts but ricky and steves' reactions weren't as good.