Season 3 Episode 8

Show Description

The guys are back after the Xmas break and Karl talks about his holiday in the volcanic dust island that is Lanzarote. Coach drivers taking diversions and themed attractions are also discussed.

Karl questions Ricky’s gay Chinese theory and comes up with his own Chinese fellas “facts”. Steve once again has a dig at the Lord of the Rings films and Ricky chats about his New Year party with Karl.

Ricky moans about Xmas telly and Karl makes an appearance in Planet of the Apes. He also talks about scorpions trying to kill beavers and this week’s Monkey News is about the Victorian Ape Woman.

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Ricky’s been having problems with estate agents during the week, Karl enters the conversation and talks about some drivel involving them having to tell you if the house is haunted. Steve talks about his pathetic haggling attempt in Tottenham Court Road.

Karl gets confused by some schoolboy innuendo and Steve gives his thoughts on James Bond movies. He also tells an anecdote about a recent visit to a pool hall.

Educating Ricky includes a story about a baby born without a knob and Karl has a question about The Office Christmas Specials involving cavemen. There’s classic Monkey News involving Kirsty the lab assistant.

Selected Comments

Totally agree with ricky and stetve about Lord of the rings - the first was watchable, 2nd and 3rd are absolute rubbish

so true: fireworks are SO boring after 2 mins

I love Ricky's spanish impression so much.

itd be brilliant if karl had his own monkey show, visiting monkey sanctuarys and talking to monkeys. "coffee, we want coffee"

"20 offers of marriage. Does that annoy you then , Steve?"

Oh Steve , burned by pilky again!

they need to release that DVD footage of their drunken escapades

1 billion divided by 10 equals 100,000. What a genius ricky gervais is