Season 4 Episode 1

Show Description

The guys are back after a break of a year and a half, nothing has changed at XFM and new listeners are warned not to expect the same high level as Ricky’s TV work.

Karl didn’t go and have his medical check up as he doesn’t want a finger up his arse. Apparently there’s now a website about Karl, never, and he gives his idea of perfect happiness.

Karl gives his thoughts on capital punishment and his theory about the Chinese not aging well. The guys have at last some decent prizes to give away and get annoyed about some recent reality TV programmes. Karl has a champagne cork fired at his head.

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Ricky and Steve claim the K-man is more monkey than human. Karl is annoyed about being bald and wonders why people with ginger hair get so much stick.

Scientists working in Antarctica want Ricky to leave a message for them so he decides to dedicate the whole show to them. Steve comes up with a novel idea to make the recent Pope’s funeral go a bit quicker.

Karl saw a fat baby on tele and tactfully discusses the subject of autism. There’s more finger up the arse talk and Steve wonders whether there are many female proctologists. This week’s Monkey News is about a primate pornographer.

Selected Comments

Does anyone catch themselves speaking like this lot? I often say "Fella", "Knocking about", "Man alive!", "Dynamite!", "I'm not made of money" "Of a saturday/sunday etc"

Yup - I find myself saying "n that" at the end of nearly every sentence

fulking cump is absolutly genius! hahaaa im going to call people that. muhaaa

what can you do with someone if they're mental? only karl could say this and get away with it

I am crying with laughter at the BB and Celebrity Love Island comments! Thanks so much for posting these brilliant shows!

Lol yet again the finger up the arse has come up in random coversation xD