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Karl talks about the time he read the telephone directory whilst bored in an Edinburgh hotel and explains how the microwave was invented. He also tells a story about a monkey…..

Steve probes Karl about a letter from the Dear Deidre section of The Sun about a woman having lots of sex with her husband thanks to Darius from Pop Idol. Karl reveals that he wouldn’t be bothered if he became impotent.

Karl tells an anecdote about the time the doctor said he was going to die due to eating too many jam doughnuts and an old woman’s tumour turns out to be a pork chop.